<![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> rofl, wow!

quahog_convo

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> A Royal Flush

lind777

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Shoulda been you, Bob Costas.

Snowman Evolution

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Dude, *you're doing it wrong!*

Citizen_Pinhead

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Baltimore: BELIEVE

Badclown

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Barkeep! Set up a round of +1's for the house, on me!

DaOtter

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Donald_Igwebuike: Correction! The structural failure of the launching Port-O-Potty is what lead to his ultimate failure.

Jesus christ ! What does a guy have to do to find a decent Port-O-Potty that has sufficient roof strength so that he can successfully launch himself to the roof of another Port-O-Potty? That's just BULLSHIT man !

I swear to god I'm DONE with Port-O-Potty jumping!

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> best. slideshow. ever.

loctastic

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Arriaga_II: +1 for obscure Conan reference

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> You think the people that told him this was a good idea feel bad about this?

Me neither.

Bartolos_Colonoscopy

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the smartest man in Baltimore.

formerly Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I be done seen 'bout everything, when I see a drunk idiot fly.

/last week duan'd

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Sadly, laminitis set in quickly and he had to be put down... the people from PETA tried to step in, you know PETA, right? They are the People for the Ethical Treatment of Assholes. But in the end, they offered to handle the lethal injection.

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Pesti-Esti: Just looked at the video...broken neck?

Elvis Stojko

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> The best part is the guy in the last picture, standing over the passed-out idiot, whose natural first reaction is not to see if he's okay and possibly summon help, but instead to take a picture.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> a royal flush > flopping a pair of deuces.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Sheepblog: This Terp takes offense! New Mexico seems pretty forgettable to me.

LightsOut

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Even better "video" of this idiot.

[www.baltimoresun.com]

Pesti-Esti

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Crabcakes and Port-O-Johns...that's what Maryland does!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @44 in a Row: Also, pregnant.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Is there a more forgettable State than Maryland? Anyone....Bueller...

Sheepblog

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> My sister was down there for the weekend. I think she's still drunk right now.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> This is what happens when cousins marry.

Perroneous

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> You're dead, dawg.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Nike needs to capitalize on the clear sponsorship opportunity afforded by his choice in socks.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Cleavon Jr.?

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> 2 minutes later: (not shown) drunk guy pissing on this dude.

/shits pants

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> And someday this guy will have young children of his own to mentor and show the ways of the world.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Behold, the power of deadspin.

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Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I always notice that when I drive in maryland, I think people there are idiots, now I have absolute proof.

Salisbury's Steak

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Anyone else reminded of those Mega Man levels with intermittently vanishing platforms?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @ArkansasFred: I think you mean a shithead flying shitfaced first into a shitter ...

Salisbury's Steak

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> And that's when the fan hit the shit.

CaseyDick-in-a-Box

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I can look at these pictures a thousand times and they'll still be hilarious on time 1,001. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the rest of my afternoon Youtubing "football to the groin."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Ah, Baltimorons! Shitfaced attempt eats dirt.

YourGoldKeith

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> when he landed, do you think he was seeing stars or rolls of T.P.?

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Even the bystanders had to reevaluate their lives after this one.

HoFer Art Monk!

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> What makes this all the more impressive is that he returned to college at Notre Dame and aced his Jurisprudence Final today.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> An angel gets his wings?? Affirmed!

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> "I'm going to the outhouse!"
"we don't have an outhouse..."
"MY TOOL SHED!!!"



RowdyRoddyPeeper

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Hubert Humphrey Methadone: only if he left his girlfriend to do die there.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I AM A GOLDEN GOD!

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I don't miss Maryland.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Truly, the sport of kings.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> There appears to be a beer can being tossed at the shithouse jumping contestant, and I fear that the cowering couple were indeed trying to protect themselves from the can toss, or the potential of a brown water explosion had Tubbs made it through the roof of the landing john.

jsavimbi

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Ok, this twit is my early choice for DSHOF...and a future Darwin Award winner.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Can't believe they didn't use Call-A-Head: They're #1 at picking up #2.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @UpstateUnderdog: if he did, would it be Chappashittic?

I'll show myself out.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> And that, is why you only wear black socks with dress shoes

SnuffyStirnweiss

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @CIALIS COOPER: You'd cower too, if you thought the port-a-john he jumped from might explode. Years of research* have taught me that being covered in marinated crap from a port-a-potty is awful

/*watching movies where a guy is stuck in a tipped-over port-a-potty.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: @shea_guevara: Ah. Understood.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Tag for final photo: "Dude, I can see big brown from down here!"

KarlHungus

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @KarlHungus: But an 10 for execution. (since that basically what that was)

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> +1 to all his friends, and frankly all friends out there, who act in the best interest of their own amusement rather than the wellbeing of their friends.

Broken bones heal, dislocated joints relocate, and cuts heel, but memories of your friend attempting an idiotic stunt and embarrassing himself in the most humiliating way possible last a lifetime.

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Unless you get a running start for such a jump, I would say urine some trouble.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> "Frankly, I think he's about to be full of shit"

B. Bissinger.

Horsecollar Takkle

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> This is the director's cut for the video to R.Kelly's " I Believe I Can Fly"

1_win_per_arrest

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> On a scale of 1 to 10, I give his effort a No. 1. Maybe No. 2.

KarlHungus

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> James Earl Jones convinced him to jump. Thus answers 'The Riddle of Steel'

Arriaga_II

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Kennedy would have never attempted that. It would have cut into his drinking time.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Where's the "Whimsy" tag?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Thank you, Deadspin. That is much better than the coffee I was considering drinking.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Brazil Thrill: Since hes local there is no way Gary signs him.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Rob Iracane: Boy, if his wife catches wind of this, he's going to be in the outhouse.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Ouch, my pride.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> By the way you can tell these pictures were taken earlier in the day because the ground is dry - by the 9th race or so all of the port a johns were surrounded by huge puddles of bodily fluids, which would have cushioned his landing and made for a better visual effect.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]>

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Not pictured: Roddy Piper smashing a coconut on his head afterward.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Way to make Kentucky look classy.

KarlHungus

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> For this guy, epic fail

For everyone else, extreme triumph

1_win_per_arrest

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> He's really down in the dumps. ZING

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> "I want this young man on my team. With a little bit of work, I can fine-tune his flopping skills."

--Coach K

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> "Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. On this historic day, we remember the Wright brothers, Orville and Redenbaucher, whose dreams and visions inspired generations. And now again one man's vision ushers in a new era of aerial travel, proving the power of imagination and intellect. The magic of flight!"

/Cartman'd

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> If only the sidewall had broken, this guy could have had a headful of Big Brown.

Steve Perry Solo Project

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: I think the onlookers feared him crashing into the port-a-pottie, sending its contents spraying in all directions.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> If he would have made it, would this have been more retarded? Less retarded? Or about the same level of retarded?

Discuss.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: Beer Can Volleyball.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> the power of advertising: bud light comes with the power to fly

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I love how you can see the roof folding in the first shot, but it pops right back into place. The idiot... not so much.

Todd Jones Mustache Ride

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> They didn't have the port-o-johns in long rows this year. Probably due to safety concerns after last year's running, beer-chucking mayhem. Just goes to show that you can't stop really stupid people from hurting themselves.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @Doyle McPoyle: you're really on your game today, BROTHER!

gotta love the black socks with white shoes, a shay-whitey staple in Maryland.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Choose folder: home/desktop/Douchebag_jump
Select: All
Set as: Slideshow
Play: Loop selected items

Screensaver, updated.

I Party With 33765-183

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> A Royal Flush

Does this make this fella the court jester?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> @mingusmonk: Yeah, what's with the cowering? Was there a typhoon simultaneously?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Man do I regret not taking my digital camera to that thing for fear (certainty) of blacking out and losing it.

Although one of the people I was with taking a beer can right to the face during the volleying did make up for some of it.

And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Jim Edmonds Takes A Shit

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Nice to see natural selection at work.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> NON EGZISTINT INTELIJENTS

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Good to see Ryan Leaf find his true calling.

Tyrone Briggs

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Needs more reaction shots.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I find it hard to believe that the trampoline effect the roof of this port-o-potty had on this upstanding citizen did not catapult him to success. I also love the names of these port-o-potty companies.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Next on When Douchebags Attack...

Badclown

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Christopher Reeves is not impressed...or, umm, would not have been impressed...

Nocturnal emissions

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> At least Sen. Kennedy has some water to land in.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Chris Benoit approves.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> After the initial comical scan of the photos, I am getting the most long term enjoyment out of the sublime couple in the background, ducking for cover as if the atomic bomb had just exploded.

mingusmonk

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Oh my god it's better than Christmas. These pictures have restored my faith in the existence of a benevolent deity.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Famous last words, "Duuuude, check this out!"

Balls State Explorer

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Did they shoot him when he landed?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> A shithead flying face first into a shitter. Awesome.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I bet the Royal Flush marketing department are thrilled over this photo series. "Just look at how our Port-o-Johns stand up to the drunken idiots of Maryland."

Donald_Igwebuike

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> I was maybe ten feet from this daring leaper, and almost got hit by one of the Boggs Lite cans that everyone threw at his head. Great shots.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> Fail.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PED's

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> 1 vote for epic fail

FrontRowExposTickets

]]> <![CDATA[I'm Doing It For You, Big Brown!]]> If only the door had been open...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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