<![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Based on that picture, I wonder who should really be wearing the pink Romo jersey. I fucking hate Tony "H" omo. See what I did there?

Perroneous

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Think of the political debates and in-depth topics discussed at that table on that night....

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @How do you spell retard?:

Gotta be American Apparel.

Sid_Luckman

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> If Tony's done, I'd like to get some fries with that shake.

NonSyringeProfessional

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Ah, to live the life of the jock quarterback dating the head cheerleader. The envy of the entire senior class. Prom King and Queen. Mr. and Mrs. Popular.

Romo and Jess and prolonging the inevitable. The 'hot' always end up becoming the 'not,' just like you see at that 10 year reunion. There will come a day when Tony will lose his luster and end up second stringing some guy that is redshirting now. And Simpson will wish she could do more stupid pizza commercials.

NYSportscene

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Tony's hands are folded neatly in his lap.....PUSSY !

RachelRayIsTheDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @RowdyRoddyPeeper: Look at the expression on their faces and tell me they haven't.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> I see that Joe performed the ceremony. Did Dad also exercise his right of jus primae noctis?

TheMitten

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> A routine field goal snap he drops like a Britney Spears baby, but this good-looking piece of psycho he can't get rid of.

Human_Cannonball

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Torrid would work, too, if they were on the plus-size, but other than that, Hot Topic seems it.

Urban Outfitters seems emo-friendly, if not emo-approved, so no dice on that.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Yeah, I thought so. Just tried to block out of my mind how I used to regularly go in there (weird goth kid < angry metalhead). Now I don't even look at the place when I walk past it.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @How do you spell retard?: perhaps Hot Topic?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> I would bring a shotgun to that wedding.
Are Will and Ashlee registered at the... damn I'm too out of touch to think of an emo store.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> It seems Joe Simpson has a man crush on Tony Romo.

kurt9988

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...">dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...... mac: @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...">dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese...... mac: Joe Simpson: "Hey Tony! Have you ever motorboated those bad boys? They say more than a mouthful is a waste. Those people haven't been nearly suffocated to death by my daughter's bazungas."

The Orange Naranja

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> This picture is worth nothing without tits.

CaseyDick-in-a-Box

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Clemens was there too?!?

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: He comes off(at least to me) like kind of a douche, and all the Simpsons are psychos...

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Fuck it, I'm still rooting for the rhinos.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Won't someone think of the children.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Uhhh, I may be bucking the trend here, but what's so bad about them? (other than the media's obsession with their relationship - but what else is new?)
I wouldn't mind being in his shoes. And I can only assume girls wouldn't mind being on the arm of the Dallas QB.

...Cowboys fans and jinx-believers may not respond.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> I'm done with these people until one of them takes up scientology

RowdyRoddyPeeper

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Why do athletes from Southeastern WI always have shit eating grins on their faces?

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SnuffyStirnweiss

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> ...Ashlee Simpson's shotgun wedding to the emo kid...

That would certainly explain where Daniel Briere was this weekend, but I thought he was already married?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: What a twist!

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @LeagueofShadows: Hey, who is that chick in the gray hoodie and blue hat? Think I'd have a chance?

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @LeagueofShadows: +1*

*unless, while having her nose done, Ashley had "other" surgery...which I'm guessing would make her new husband VERY happy.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> No, Tony is thinking about how much action he's going to get, because he's the only one at the table with a penis.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Of the four people in that photo I'm shocked that Tony Romo is the one I'd LEAST wish a violent and painful death upon.

Also, Pete: you, your band, and the whole emo "scene" fuck off and die.

Dinner time!!

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Romo's expression in that photo is just screaming "Dear God, if you have mercy, let me die right now..."

DaOtter

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Dammit, I was rooting for a meteor to crash into the ceremony. Oh well, there's a season 4 premiere of the Hills cast party happening soon that I can resume rooting for the meteor to hit.

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Thnks fr th mmrs Tony and Jess

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @amorphous: Well, I managed to butcher that joke. Proofreading is advisable.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Ashlee Simpson's shotgun wedding to the emo kid:

Will married Ashlee Simpson this weekend?

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Proactiv is the new Spanish Fly.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @Chief Illiniwek: Please, if there is a god in heaven, let them not be of Pete Wentz.

Wait, no, I didn't mean that. Really.

amorphous

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> "Ashlee Simpson's shotgun wedding to the emo kid"

I thought Will was off watching the Cardinals this weekend?

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> And all this time I thought he wasn't going to go because he couldn't find a tux that would match the backwards Cowboys hat that is surgically attached to his head.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Or until naked pictures are discovered.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Who wore more makeup to the ceremony?

I hope Pimpa Smurf bought his tux, the orange spray-tan probably would've ruined a rental.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @Suss--: In his version, the rhinos are an alien species from a society that sees dead people in pools.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Now there's a tall drink of water.

No seriously, look at that glass of water Romo's got. It's really tall.

starksgotejected

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Romo also supposedly ''looked a little uncomfortable'' when chatting with father-of-the-bride Joe Simpson

That tends to happen when the father keeps saying "she's got a great pair of tits, Tony, a great pair of tits."

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> @MitchKayak: It is possible Joe was describing banging his son-in-law in graphic detail.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> ...this will be Deadspin's final acknowledgment of this ridiculous couple's existence...

for at least another 2 weeks.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> "trampled to death by a pack of wayward rhinos mid-coitus"

In three years we'll know if M. Night Shyamalan reads Deadspin.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Rejoice appropriately with unreserved fits of profanity.

Fucking cocksucking Romo and his douchetacular shitbag whorefriend can manually stimulate each other while fucking jumping off a goddamn cliff. Guzzle cum in hell you fucking fucktards.

/There
/Doug Llewellyn, Court Reporter

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Good to see Tony can drop things.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Unless these two die after getting trampled to death by a pack of wayward rhinos mid-coitus

So, you're saying there's a chance?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Joe was asking him to describe banging his daughter in graphic detail.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> KILL IT

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers]]> Ashlee Simpson is living proof that plastic face surgery can have non-ridiculous-looking results.

Barry Lutz

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