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• NBA: Where is your Pau now? Blazers defeat Lakers 119-111.
• NHL: Former Cardinals outfielder Setoguchi scores winning goal as San Jose beats Detroit 3-2.
• MLB: Juan Gonzalez homers off ... Johan Santana? I know it's only spring training, but damn, what a horrible trade the Mets made.