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			<title><![CDATA[Yorvit Torrealba Receives 66-Game Suspension For Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --> The Rangers catcher's <a href="http://deadspin.com/5870959/">physically expressed frustration at a prior strike call</a> earned him 66 games in Venezuelan winter ball, which is the rest of this season and all of next. We wonder how broken up he is about it, considering <a href="http://deadspin.com/5290971/">his son was kidnapped in his home country a few years back</a>, and the worst thing he's ever had to deal with in MLB was<a href="http://deadspin.com/5825022/"> a dugout fart cloud.</a> [<a href="http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/7390132/texas-rangers-yorvit-torrealba-suspended-66-games-venezuela-hitting-ump">ESPNDallas</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5871144/yorvit-torrealba-receives-66+game-suspension-for-slugging-a-venezuelan-league-umpire" title="Click here to read more about Yorvit Torrealba Receives 66-Game Suspension For Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:00:33 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yorvit Torrealba Spread The Holiday Spirit By Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1824 --> Rangers catcher Yorvit Torrealba is spending the offseason playing for his hometown Leones del Caracas of the Venezuelan League, and after missing badly for strike three took his frustrations out on the umpire in an ugly way. It was, if my Spanish is correct, <a href="http://www.2001.com.ve/noticias_2001online.asp?registro=177323">one of two attacks on the home plate umpire in the game</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5870959/yorvit-torrealba-spread-the-holiday-spirit-by-slugging-a-venezuelan-league-umpire" title="Click here to read more about Yorvit Torrealba Spread The Holiday Spirit By Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:42:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Did Andres Blanco Make Adrian Beltre Sit In His Fart Cloud? Oh, Yes, He Did.]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/996 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/996 --> And this is why you have to love regular-season baseball. We showed you <a href="http://deadspin.com/5825019/chase-utleys-inside+the+park-homer-is-more-exciting-than-anything-that-happened-in-your-teams-game-tonight">the highs</a> several minutes ago, but there are lows, too. Such riveting lows they are.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5825022/did-andres-blanco-make-adrian-beltre-sit-in-his-fart-cloud-oh-yes-he-did" title="Click here to read more about Did Andres Blanco Make Adrian Beltre Sit In His Fart Cloud? Oh, Yes, He Did.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average]]></title>
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				All is well now that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YORVIT TORREALBA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YORVIT TORREALBA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/yorvit-torrealba/">Yorvit Torrealba</a>'s son has been <a href="http://deadspin.com/5279176/yorvit-torrealbas-son-rescued-from-kidnappers">rescued from kidnappers</a> in Venezuela and brought to the United States, but the hardest part of the boy's ordeal was trying defend Dad's .220 batting average to his captors.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5290971/kidnappers-take-yorvit-torrealbas-son-mock-his-batting-average" title="Click here to read more about Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:45:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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