Mike Ditka, a racist porcupine with a perpetual sunburn, has weighed in on the Colin Kaepernick situation. You really don’t need me to tell you exactly what he had to say about Kaepernick, because you already know that Ditka is a rotten old fuck who has been muttering, “If you don’t like America, you can get out!” to himself during lonely moments in his den for the last 25 years or so.


So what are we doing here? I just wanted another excuse to post the photo above. While we’re here, let’s do this one, too:

Okay, on with the day.