Nothing here to see but real estate porn of the highest order. Michael Jordan's selling his plush estate outside Chicago, at auction. Above is the tour video. It's 56,000 square feet on 7 acres and will cost you something on the order of $29 million — less than what Jordan earned in his final year with the Bulls, but about what the average American with a bachelor's degree will make in a dozen lifetimes.

Nice house, is all.