What you missed while watching the funniest thing that Jimmy Kimmel has ever done ...
• NHL: Fearless Forsberg returns to Avalanche, and all it took was $5 mil. Yay!
• College basketball: Texas cannot be stopped, by anyone, ever. (May not apply to postseason play).
• NFL: Michael Strahan considers retirement, doesn't realize he was thinking out loud.
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