What you missed while achieving total conciousness ...
• MLB: The John McLaren Era begins the way you knew it would. Royals 3, Mariners 2.
• Soccer: So, is this Paraguay's version of "Do You Believe In Miracles?" Probably not. U.S. falls 3-1 at Copa.
• Tennis: Nadal wins to advance at Wimbl ... no wait, sorry. The match is still going.
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