ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Vandy finally got the signature win they needed to boost their resume for March Madness." — Hickerson13

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Bonds would be ideal for the Rays at DH. One or two more bats and they could be dangerous!" — Schmeichel4heisman

• Bonds would be ideal for the Rays at DH. One or two more bats, some better fielding, three reliable starters in the rotation, a closer, a left-handed middle reliever, a stadium where catwalks aren't in play, and a fan base that gave a damn, and they could be dangerous! — SchlemielSchlamazel4HassenpfefferIncorporated — The Legend Of Vincent Tremblay

• He lives in South Dakota. Nothing I could possibly say is worse than that. — Phony Gwynn

• The Rays are already dangerous.-GhostOfSteveIrwin4Heisman — UpstateUnderdog