What to watch after reading your kids a bedtime story ...
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 2, Cleveland at Boston (7 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 3, New Orleans at San Antonio (9:30 p.m., ET). We welcome our new Hornets overlords. I can be helpful in finding people to toil in your hives. [ESPN]
• NHL: Western Conference finals, Game 1, Dallas at Detroit (7:30 p.m., ET). Let's see them do a reality show about the Stars. [Versus]
• Soccer: MLS, Chicago at D.C. United (7:30 p.m., ET). This soccer thing just might catch on. [ESPN2]
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