It is a testament to how much I love you all that I’ve suffered having “Apple Bottom jeans/Boots with the fur/The whole club lookin’ at her” on loop in my head since The Powers That Be posted my jeans-washing polls a few days ago. Because man, have I ever spent a lot of time thinking about jeans this week! But it’s totally been worth it, because the response to the poll was great and so are you. Except for the person who used the write-in option featured in the second poll to call me the N-word. That person is not so great. However, the person who answered “I use the seashells” more than made up for it!