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			<title><![CDATA[Try To Guess How A Youth Hockey Team Used Water Bottles In Their Hazing Ritual]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.neepawanatives.com/">The Neepawa Natives</a> are a Junior A team from Manitoba, and they have a very unique way of welcoming rookies to the squad. The CBC had a pair of whistleblowing parents on yesterday (in silhouette, because the MJHL is serious business), and they spilled the beans on a frank-and-beans-heavy tradition.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5853978/try-to-guess-how-a-youth-hockey-team-used-water-bottles-in-their-hazing-ritual" title="Click here to read more about Try To Guess How A Youth Hockey Team Used Water Bottles In Their Hazing Ritual">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:50:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: 0pN__WA9Q90 --><!-- /videoId: 0pN__WA9Q90 --> Where, you might ask, do our nation's NBA players get the idea that two steps is just a suggested limit? It starts early. PIVOT FOOT, YOU LITTLE CHEATER, NOT PIVOT FEET.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5714367/video-proof-that-traveling-doesnt-exist-anymore" title="Click here to read more about Video Proof That Traveling Doesn't Exist Anymore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Awkward Team Photos Of Our Awkward Youth (And One Dog): A Gallery]]></title>
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				We <a href="http://deadspin.com/5682984/readers-send-us-the-awkward-team-photos-from-your-youth">asked for photos</a> of America's uncomfortably posed youth athletes, and you delivered. Please enjoy.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5693693/the-awkward-team-photos-of-our-awkward-youth-and-one-dog-a-gallery/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Awkward Team Photos Of Our Awkward Youth (And One Dog): A Gallery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:00:22 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tommy Craggs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Helmet-To-Helmet Hits Are Even More Excruciating With Children Involved]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Oct 2010 17:00:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Matthews]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's Some Adorable Children Doing Adorable Things]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 2ZKzs5g-l3M --><!-- /videoId: 2ZKzs5g-l3M --> I love (and regularly wager on) Mites on Ice, when they let a bunch of kids play hockey during intermissions. But these little tykes at Tuesday's Capitals game set a new standard for awwww with their team goal celebration.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5669889/heres-some-adorable-children-doing-adorable-things" title="Click here to read more about Here's Some Adorable Children Doing Adorable Things">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Oct 2010 13:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dads In Ugly Polo Shirts Punch Each Other At Pee Wee Football Game]]></title>
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				A lot of men in matching bright polo shirts started a sideline brawl during their sons' Pee Wee football game in Pearland, Texas. One 12-year-old was thrown "12 to 15 feet" by an opposing coach. Video after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5651722/dads-in-ugly-polo-shirts-punch-each-other-at-pee-wee-football-game" title="Click here to read more about Dads In Ugly Polo Shirts Punch Each Other At Pee Wee Football Game">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Carmichael]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Not Last Night's Winner: The Pee-Wee Football Team Who Was Flashed By This Woman]]></title>
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				Ms. Tonya Brown walked onto a field in Cincinnati and lifted her shirt, making some young players not want to ever reach puberty. [<a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100916/NEWS010701/309160030/Woman-flashes-breasts-at-youth-football-team">Enquirer</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5640836/not-last-nights-winner-the-pee+wee-football-team-who-was-flashed-by-this-woman" title="Click here to read more about Not Last Night's Winner: The Pee-Wee Football Team Who Was Flashed By This Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5638577/enter-the-wu+tang-36-juiceboxes" title="Click here to read more about Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Juiceboxes)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Sep 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: pzhkPfZwk20 --><!-- /videoId: pzhkPfZwk20 --> These small children &mdash; teammates &mdash; get into it with a shove and a slash, and one drops the gloves, ready to go. That's when young JJ's mother plays enforcer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5596983/mite-fight-broken-up-by-mommy" title="Click here to read more about Mite Fight Broken Up By Mommy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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				This 13-year-old's father, who just <em>happens</em> to be an attorney, is suing a little league coach for telling the pitcher to throw at his son. More importantly, the kid is wearing a shirt that appears to say "HARD-ON." [<a href="http://news-herald.com/articles/2010/07/16/news/doc4c4065b4e770b399176165.txt">News-Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5589087/pussification-of-youth-sports-reaches-new-nadir" title="Click here to read more about Pussification Of Youth Sports Reaches New Nadir">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Old hotness: lead by five goals, game is called via slaughter (or "mercy") rule. New hotness: lead by five goals, other team automatically wins. The pussification of youth sports continues apace.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5553432/win-by-five-lose-the-game-says-absurd-youth-soccer-rule" title="Click here to read more about Win By Five, Lose The Game, Says Absurd Youth Soccer Rule">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A Saskatoon youth hockey team is under fire after posting a video showing the mites with open cans and bottles of beer. Little Pelle Lindbergh proceeded to drive his Big Wheel directly into a school. [<a href="http://www.leaderpost.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Atom+aged+hockey+players+pose+with+open+beer/2975088/story.html">Canwest</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5529211/9+year+old-beer+drinking-hockey-players-aka-regular-canadians" title="Click here to read more about 9-Year-Old Beer-Drinking Hockey Players, aka Regular Canadians">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 May 2010 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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				The NFL Draft is tonight, and in honor of that most drawn-out of events, let's take a look at the hard-hitting players likely to be climbing Mel Kiper's Big Board in 2020.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5522154/a-treasury-of-pee+wee-football-players-knocking-the-crap-out-of-each-other/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Treasury Of Pee-Wee Football Players Knocking The Crap Out Of Each Other">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:15:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: IvvmiAbPBss --><!-- /videoId: IvvmiAbPBss --> At the intersection of two great genres, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5484050/">Disastrous Attempts at Dunking</a> and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5505804/">Middle-Schoolers Getting Hurt</a>, lies this dunk mishap. Featuring<a href="http://deadspin.com/5510149/"> a back-and-forth not seen in 70 years</a> (<a href="http://deadspin.com/5511468/">or so</a>), this basketball game took a turn toward the hilarious. [<a href="http://blog.emailsfromthecube.com/2010/04/07/girl-tries-to-dunk-in-a-high-school-gameit-goes-about-how-youd-expect-it-to.aspx">emailsfromthecube</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5511856/today-in-girls-sports-hijinks-the-human+step+ladder+dunk-calamity" title="Click here to read more about Today In Girls Sports Hijinks: The Human-Step-Ladder-Dunk Calamity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It would be easy to say that the verbal commitment of a 13-year-old crystalizes everything that's wrong with college sports. But the real reason there's been so much handwringing is simple: it makes us realize we're <em>old</em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5465289/uproar-over-13+year+old-recruit-symbolizes-the-grim-specter-of-death" title="Click here to read more about Uproar Over 13-Year-Old Recruit Symbolizes The Grim Specter Of Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Coach Noah might be the greatest thing to happen to basketball since the shot clock. You only think I'm kidding.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5396459/incredibly-earnest-preteen-coach-is-youtube-gold" title="Click here to read more about Incredibly Earnest Preteen Coach Is YouTube Gold">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Tired of parents attacking <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #youthsports" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #youthsports" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/youthsports/">youth sports</a> coaches? Here's a refreshing reversal - a coach assaulting a parent. Oh wait, that's not refreshing. That's still criminal and digusting.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5386264/pop-warner-coach-tired-of-slacking-player-takes-it-out-on-fathers-face" title="Click here to read more about Pop Warner Coach Tired Of Slacking Player, Takes It Out On Father's Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Youth teams know the surest way to make SportsCenter is to let a child with cancer (also: autism, Down syndrome) play. Another surefire way to make the news: cut a kid from the team after his inspiring recovery from cancer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5372440/life-threatening-illnesses-are-no-excuse-for-slacking-in-youth-basketball" title="Click here to read more about Life Threatening Illnesses Are No Excuse For Slacking In Youth Basketball">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The U.S. has won another LLWS. Let us reflect on the <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=egafzmPMDIgC&pg=PT148&lpg=PT148&dq=%E2%80%9CThe+young+Americans+who+compose+the+Little+League+will+prove+a+hitless+target+for+the+peddlers+of+godless+ideology%E2%80%9D&source=bl&ots=hzuvUdCCVm&sig=0ku6FvlOmXrHnXuPbjYd5j0wPK8&hl=en&ei=OPmaStvgI9SDlge0td2IBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=2#v=onepage&q=%E2%80%9CThe%20young%20Americans%20who%20compose%20the%20Little%20League%20will%20prove%20a%20hitless%20target%20for%20the%20peddlers%20of%20godless%20ideology%E2%80%9D&f=false">wise words</a> of former attorney general Herbert Brownell: "The young Americans who compose the Little League will prove a hitless target for the peddlers of godless ideology." [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090830/ap_on_sp_ba_ga_su/bby_little_league">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5348951/hooray-america-is-still-dominant-in-something" title="Click here to read more about Hooray! America Is Still Dominant In Something!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:00:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Jericho Scott was the 9-year-old who briefly became a media sensation when he was deemed "too good" to pitch in his youth league. A year later, Craig Fehrman checks in on Jericho and finds that everyone got the story wrong. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5339976/the-ballad-of-jericho-scott" title="Click here to read more about The Ballad Of Jericho Scott">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:15:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The taunting rings in your ears and burns like fire, and will for years. A girl pitched a perfect game against your Little League team, and you struck out three times. Nelson Muntz approves.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5225994/girl-12-throws-perfect-game-is-called-up-by-mets" title="Click here to read more about Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:40:55 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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				Come on, who hasn't had a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LITTLE LEAGUE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LITTLE LEAGUE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/little-league/">Little League</a> coach who's been caught with over a kilo of cocaine and an unregistered weapon? It's part of growing up. At least in Alabama.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5216363/never-before-has-chicos-bail-bonds-been-a-more-practical-sponsor" title="Click here to read more about Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:00:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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				Call this the story of how a Boston blogger broke the "Green Death Crazy Soccer Coach Email" story, yet somehow failed to get any credit for it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5195902/wheres-the-love-asks-blogger-who-broke-green-death-email-story" title="Click here to read more about 'Where's The Love?,' Asks Blogger Who Broke Green Death Email Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:45:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If George Patton had coached a girls soccer team, he probably would have run things this way; only without so many references to red meat. Meet Michael Kinahan, ex-coach of the Scituate, Mass. Green Death.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5192302/massachusetts-girls-soccer-coach-resigns-over-hilarious-possibly-insane-email" title="Click here to read more about Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Governing a large state like New Jersey takes a special kind of politician, one with an iron will and mighty intelligence. Nothing can derail his mission ... except 11-year-old cheerleaders!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5125633/new-jersey-senator-demands-you-t-up-those-cheerleaders" title="Click here to read more about New Jersey Senator Demands You T Up Those Cheerleaders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<I>So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Parents gone wild.</I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5119909/the-year-in--parents-gone-wild/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Year In ... Parents Gone Wild">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:15:44 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Two surprising things about this item: 1. It didn't happen in Long Island, and 2. It wasn't featured in any of the <em>Porky's</em> movies. Other than that, hey, I stopped being shocked at the antics of youth sports parents and coaches long ago.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/316160/and-jesus-said-turn-the-other-cheek" title="Click here to read more about And Jesus Said, Turn The Other Cheek">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome to Long Island; a primitive, lawless land where roving gangs of youth sports parents will take you down like a wounded wildebeast. Snake Pliskin won't even go in there anymore. Last week we told you of <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/martin-scorsese-approves/just-another-peaceful-day-of-youth-baseball-on-long-island-312256.php">the inspiring story of two mob-connected brothers</a> who beat up a Little League coach for benching an 11-year-old for cursing during practice. We didn't think that could be topped; <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/24/nyregion/24mbrfs-SOCCER.html">but here's a contender</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/314400/maybe-next-time-hell-use-mapquest" title="Click here to read more about Maybe Next Time He'll Use Mapquest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Finally, A Team We Can Really Root For]]></title>
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				In case you missed it in last Sunday's <EM>New York Times</eM>, the Fugees are a group of three youth soccer teams from Clarkston, Ga., who are having big problems finding a place to play. Clarkston residents, you see, don't like soccer. "There will be nothing but baseball and football down there as long as I am mayor," Lee Swaney, a retired owner of a heating and air-conditioning business, told the local paper. "Those fields weren't made for soccer." <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/21/us/21fugees.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1">But the Fugees have been up against bigger obstacles.</a> Their name is short for "refugees," and they are determined to prevail.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/231734/finally-a-team-we-can-really-root-for" title="Click here to read more about Finally, A Team We Can Really Root For">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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