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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1371 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/1371 --> <em>Your morning roundup for Oct. 9, <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_19072548">the day we learned they won't keep you in the clink very long after threatening to cook your friend's mom</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847997/if-you-dare-approach-frank-beamer-on-the-football-field-the-virginia-state-police-will-disappear-you" title="Click here to read more about If You Dare Approach Frank Beamer On The Football Field, The Virginia State Police Will Disappear You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Oct 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Zack Greinke Bunts To You From Germany And/Or The Future]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1060 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1060 --> <em>Your morning roundup for August 14, the day the </i><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/14/fashion/maybe-its-time-for-plan-c.html?hpw">New York Times</a><i> trend piece hit a new low.</em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5830657/zack-greinke-bunts-to-you-from-germany-andor-the-future" title="Click here to read more about Zack Greinke Bunts To You From Germany And/Or The Future">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 14 Aug 2011 10:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5714738/bernard-hopkins-wins-loses-and-draws-in-the-same-night" title="Click here to read more about Bernard Hopkins Wins, Loses And Draws In The Same Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Dec 2010 09:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;Sick&quot; Jon Heyman Impersonator Infuriates &quot;Real&quot; Jon Heyman With Greinke-To-Phillies Ruse]]></title>
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				 Seems as if a Philadelphia blogger started a Hot Stove frenzy last night by Tweeting that the Phillies and Royals worked out a deal for Zack Greinke while cyber-costumed as Sports Illustrated's Jon Heyman.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5712095/sick-jon-heyman-impersonator-infuriates-real-jon-heyman-with-greinke+to+phillies-ruse" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Sick&quot; Jon Heyman Impersonator Infuriates &quot;Real&quot; Jon Heyman With Greinke-To-Phillies Ruse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Dec 2010 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oakland Willing To Discard Moneyball For &quot;Slugging First Basemen&quot; Philosophy]]></title>
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				Oakland <a href="http://mlbbuzz.yardbarker.com/blog/mlbbuzz/how_long_might_the_as_wait_on_beltre/3707125">really really wants Lance Berkman</a>. But <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/detail?entry_id=78100">they'd settle for Adam Dunn.</a> For god's sake, please protect your eyebrows; this is HOTFUCKINGSTOVE.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5703553/oakland-willing-to-discard-moneyball-for-slugging-first-basemen-philosophy" title="Click here to read more about Oakland Willing To Discard Moneyball For &quot;Slugging First Basemen&quot; Philosophy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Dec 2010 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #zackgreinke" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #zackgreinke" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/zackgreinke/">Zack Greinke</a> by a landslide, which means the Internet won't have the pleasure of yelling at wrongheaded baseball writers until Thursday, when they snub Tim Lincecum. [<a href="http://bbwaa.com/">BBWAA</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5406882/shocker-als-best-pitcher-wins-al-cy-young" title="Click here to read more about Shocker: AL's Best Pitcher Wins AL Cy Young">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:35 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5365573/teams-giving-refunds-for-poor-play-could-bankrupt-american-sports" title="Click here to read more about Teams Giving Refunds For Poor Play Could Bankrupt American Sports">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Betting on a mid-June AL Central baseball game <em>seems</em> like a brilliant path to financial freedom, but believe it or not, there are dangers. Like a flock of birds attacking Coco Crisp and costing you a $38,000 payday.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5292898/great-moments-in-gambling-cleveland-seagulls-cost-man-his-house" title="Click here to read more about Great Moments In Gambling: Cleveland Seagulls Cost Man His House">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As <a href=" http://deadspin.com/5274017/what-is-wrong-with-our-fragile-baseball-players">we noted last week</a> &mdash; and <a href="   http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/06/putting-the-pressure-on-a-diagnosis/">The New York Times observed Sunday</a> &mdash; more and more athletes are reportedly suffering from mental issues.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5283253/a-gallery-of-other-recent-athletes-whose-heads-werent-right/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Gallery Of Other Recent Athletes Whose Heads Weren't Right">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				MLB is breaking out pink bats again in honor of Mother's Day and to support breast cancer awareness. To promote early screening, doctors will be giving a lifetime of free mammograms to Arod and Manny.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5247860/real-men-swing-pink-bats" title="Click here to read more about Real Men Swing Pink Bats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Her name is <a href="http://www.emilykuchar.com/">Emily Kuchar</a>. She is engaged to Greinke. According to him, she's the cool, refreshing Peach Daiquiri that keeps the Greinke crazy straw stirring. [<a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090503&content_id=4549912&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb">MLB.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5241219/meet-the-woman-who-saved-zack-greinke-from-himself" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Woman Who Saved Zack Greinke From Himself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Look, we're all friends here. You've got certain feelings inside you and you're not sure how to deal with them, but it's okay to talk about it&mdash;you kinda want to hump <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACK GREINKE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACK GREINKE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/zack-greinke/">Zack Greinke</a>, don't you?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5240747/catch-a-ride-on-the-greinke-train" title="Click here to read more about Catch A Ride On The Greinke Train">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACK GREINKE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACK GREINKE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/zack-greinke/">Zack Greinke</a> makes <a href="http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/cover/toc/11222/index.htm">the cover of Sports Illustrated</a> (the first Royal in 16 years) and promptly loses his 43-inning scoreless streak. I thought this guy was great at overcoming obstacles or something. [<a href="http://fantasypros911.com/was-zack-greinke-jinxed.html">FantasyPros911</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5234268/stinky-jinx-makes-greinke-cranky" title="Click here to read more about Stinky Jinx Makes Greinke Cranky">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The media was in love with Josh Hamilton's comeback story from drug abuse &mdash; but why no such support for Greinke overcoming his depression? [<a href="http://www.sharapovasthigh.com/2009/04/zack-greinke-has-admirable-story-not.html">Sharapova's Thigh</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5226342/zack-greinke-also-overcame-some-debilitating-personal-problems-too" title="Click here to read more about Zack Greinke Also Overcame Some Debilitating Personal Problems, Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:28:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last year, the mystery depression that clouded the mind of Royals pitcher Zack Greinke confounded teammates, coaches and fans. The man <EM>Baseball Prospectus</EM> once called "the future of pitching" was off the map. He has been in spring training this year and has even won a spot in the Royals' rotation, not that like that's <EM>too</EM> difficult.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/247755/whats-eating-zack-greinke" title="Click here to read more about What's Eating Zack Greinke?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For those of you who don't have your Google News Alerts set to "Kansas City Royals," you might not being paying close attention to a truly bizarre story involving Zack Greinke. The one-time Royals phenom, once called "the future of pitching" by <EM>Baseball Prospectus</eM>, has <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/13986241.htm">left the team for an unspecified period of time</A>. And no one seems to know why. The team is tight-lipped, saying it's not drugs, not a disciplinary manner, not an injury and not a "reflection of a desire to remain in baseball." It's also not related to a family member or any other person. We're not sure what's left after all that; on the run from the mob?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/157692/whats-going-on-with-zack-greinke" title="Click here to read more about What's Going On With Zack Greinke?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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