<![CDATA[Deadspin: Zambonis]]> http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: Zambonis]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/zambonis http://deadspin.com/tag/zambonis <![CDATA[A Man In Minnesota Could Face DWI Charges After Crashing A Zamboni Into The Boards]]> Brian Dornstreich, a youth hockey coach in Apple Valley, Minn., noticed something right away about the local rink attendant Monday night: His eyes were red, and his breath smelled like Red Bull. "He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," Dornstreich told the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. At the time, Dornstreich thought nothing of it. Although just before the game for 11-to-13 year-old players was to begin, Dornstreich thought it was odd that the attendant kept making stripes on the ice with the Zamboni, though the man did go back and fix the problem, after which the game was played. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5881231&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fortunately, Drowning Is Only A Double Minor]]> Remember, Zamboni is a brand name for one specific ice resurfacing machine maker. For example, this one changes solid surfaces into liquid but it could've been manufactured by several different companies that will no longer honor the warranty. [DenverPost] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5490391&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Longhorn Girl Meets Her Sad, Disturbing Match]]> Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5472740&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Yep, That SUV Inching Down Your Street Is A Zamboni]]> Auto companies are failing, but don't you worry: The primary Zamboni manufacturer won't be filing for a government bailout anytime soon. Also, The Zambonis, North America's favorite all-hockey band, are coming to a town near you. Zamboni. That's a funny word. [NYT] More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5267166&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Party Zamboni Is Here]]> If a Deadspin Pants Party ever finds its way to a hockey arena (yeah, right), I believe we have the perfect ice resurfacing machine to get the job done: Behold the tiki bar Zamboni. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5166733&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Boston Bruins First To Adopt Five-Blade Technology]]> Want a close, comfortable shave while enjoying your next NHL game? First, apply a liberal amount of transmission fluid. Then make sure that your Zamboni includes the Gillette Fusion Power razor, with advanced blade technology and featuring precision trimmer for those tricky spots, like around the end boards. More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388842&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Night Of The Killer Zamboni]]> • Help! I don't know how it works! More »
]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=362620&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[When You're Too Slow To Avoid The Zamboni]]>
No, don't worry: A Pittsburgh Penguin did not get crushed on the ice. It's just what happens when a Zamboni's transmission fails, as reported by reader War Penguin, who was on the scene in Pittsburgh in its game against the San Jose Sharks. More action photos after the jump. More »
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