Jets Release Mark Sanchez, Sign Michael Vick

On the heels of the news that the fumble of the Buttfumble has been released, the Jets have signed Michael Vick. Adam Schefter says it's one year, $5 million. The timing of the announcements (Friday evening, in the middle of the NCAA tourney), and their quick succession, make you wonder if the Jets want one or both of… » 3/21/14 6:41pm 3/21/14 6:41pm

The Jets Find Out Rex Ryan Isn't Fired, Are Overcome With Joy

Football is a brutal sport that more often than not makes you feel kind of shitty for caring so much about it. But sometimes it produces moments that make you smile, like the one in this GIF. This is how Rex Ryan's players reacted when owner Woody Johnson told them that Ryan would be back to coach the team next year. » 12/30/13 11:06am 12/30/13 11:06am

How The New York Post Manufactured A Stupid Jets Controversy

Earlier today, we told you about the New York Post's stupid attempt to turn a completely non-controversial event—a Jets team trip to Dave & Buster's the day before their game against the Bills—into a controversy. That story, by columnist Mark Cannizzaro, was based in part on a quote from Buffalo defensive end Mario… » 11/18/13 5:20pm 11/18/13 5:20pm

Your Latest Dumb Jets Scandal: A Trip To Dave & Buster's

The Jets lost to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, and they lost badly. This was not a surprising turn of events, as the Jets are a not-very-good football team that often loses badly to other football teams that are good and sometimes also not very good. But these are the Jets, so obviously their latest loss can pass… » 11/18/13 2:15pm 11/18/13 2:15pm

Rex Ryan's Players Hear "Rest Your Legs," Assume He Means No Sex

After losing to the inept Steelers, and on the eve of hosting the Patriots, Jets head coach Rex Ryan instructed his players this week to take it easy. Actually, the phrase the Daily News relayed from Josh Cribbs, quoting his coach, was "don't do nothing for your wife." » 10/16/13 10:29pm 10/16/13 10:29pm

Mark Sanchez Makes Viral Video Not Involving Butts Or Fumbles

This is distressing. Mark Sanchez has created one of those StarbucksDrakeHands videos. The StarbucksDrakeHands videos are parodies of one dude's attempt at wooing some woman he met at his place of employment, which is Starbucks. There is a Drake song playing. He does something weird with his hands. StarbucksDrakeHands. … » 10/12/13 3:30pm 10/12/13 3:30pm