Metta World Peace: "I'd Rather Eat My Hand Than Have My Penis Cut Off"

Key & Peele, the show that brought us the great college-football-players-with-funny-names bit, boasted NBA oddball Metta World Peace as a guest last night. MWP did a short sketch called "Metta World News," in which he plays a news anchor who shares his free-associative thoughts about dreams, eating one's own hand,… » 9/26/13 6:30pm 9/26/13 6:30pm

Dwight Howard Ejected On Perhaps The Flimsiest Double Technical Foul…

What you see there, somewhere, is Dwight Howard's second technical foul of the day—second technical foul of the first half, even—and so, the referees had to send him packing. Their hands were tied, it's a rule. Howard appears to get tangled up with the Raptors Alan Anderson after a Metta World Peace—who hilariously… » 1/20/13 5:52pm 1/20/13 5:52pm

Metta World Peace Had A Bizarre And Entertaining Chat With Reporters…

The Lakers snapped a six-game losing streak with a 20-point win over the last-place Cavaliers, thanks in large part to the return of Dwight Howard from a shoulder injury. But the real star of the show was Metta World Peace, who, with reporters gathered around his locker after the game, launched what Mark Medina of the » 1/14/13 1:25pm 1/14/13 1:25pm

Steve Nash Wipes His Armpits With A Towel, Metta World Peace Uses Same…

This video comes from last night's Lakers-Rockets game, which ended as another demoralizing loss of the Lakers. That's Steve Nash wiping the sweat from his armpits with a towel, casually handing the towel to his teammate Metta World Peace, and then walking away as World Peace proceeds to bury his face in the gross,… » 1/09/13 10:55am 1/09/13 10:55am

The Spurs' Final Play Was Brilliant. The Lakers' Final Play Was A Hot…

The Spurs' 84-82 win over the Lakers came down to a pair of plays in the waning seconds. San Antonio's relied on the element of surprise, an unlikely shooter, everyone knowing their roles. Los Angeles's consisted of Pau Gasol shooting a three. This is what happens when your respective court generals are Tim Duncan… » 11/14/12 11:00am 11/14/12 11:00am