There Are No Pandas On Metta World Peace's New Panda Shoes

Metta World Peace is going to be playing basketball in China this year, and he's going to be calling himself The Friendly Panda, or something. Anyway, he's also going to be wearing the shoes you see above, because Metta World Peace does whatever he wants. » 9/23/14 9:39am 9/23/14 9:39am

Metta World Peace Is Still A Dude You Don't Want To Mess With

Metta World Peace may no longer be the terrifying NBA presence he once was—mostly because he's no longer in the NBA—but that doesn't mean that he's a guy you can fuck with at the Venice summer league. Two dudes found out as much while playing in a recent pick-up game with the former defensive player of the year. » 7/28/14 2:01pm 7/28/14 2:01pm

What happens when Metta World Peace gets on a tour bus with a bunch of children? Hijinks obviously ensued. "At one point, a fifth grader notices a billboard for Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. It's not subtle. The boy, being around 12, tells the whole bus about it. Soon, everyone is screaming." [Time] » 10/16/13 11:35am 10/16/13 11:35am

Metta World Peace: "I'd Rather Eat My Hand Than Have My Penis Cut Off"

Key & Peele, the show that brought us the great college-football-players-with-funny-names bit, boasted NBA oddball Metta World Peace as a guest last night. MWP did a short sketch called "Metta World News," in which he plays a news anchor who shares his free-associative thoughts about dreams, eating one's own hand,… » 9/26/13 6:30pm 9/26/13 6:30pm

Metta World Peace Reacts Wonderfully To Reports Of His Pending Release

Now that it looks like the cap-strapped Lakers are going to amnesty Metta World Peace sometime in the next week to save $14.8 million, Metta World Peace has reacted on Twitter in the most Metta World Peace way imaginable. » 7/10/13 11:59am 7/10/13 11:59am

Bizarre Metta World Peace Interview Reveals That He's Far Too Sexy For…

Is it cheating to call this the strangest postgame interview Metta World Peace has ever given, when it's tied for first with every other one he's done? » 4/10/13 9:37am 4/10/13 9:37am

Metta World Peace Was Zonked Out On Painkillers After His Knee Surgery,…

Update: This—part or all of it—is some sort of PR stunt, because in in this gilded age, even the most banal things are guerrilla marketing. A Deadspin staffer got this email yesterday, excerpted in part: » 3/30/13 10:20am 3/30/13 10:20am

Dwight Howard Ejected On Perhaps The Flimsiest Double Technical Foul…

What you see there, somewhere, is Dwight Howard's second technical foul of the day—second technical foul of the first half, even—and so, the referees had to send him packing. Their hands were tied, it's a rule. Howard appears to get tangled up with the Raptors Alan Anderson after a Metta World Peace—who hilariously… » 1/20/13 5:52pm 1/20/13 5:52pm

Metta World Peace Had A Bizarre And Entertaining Chat With Reporters…

The Lakers snapped a six-game losing streak with a 20-point win over the last-place Cavaliers, thanks in large part to the return of Dwight Howard from a shoulder injury. But the real star of the show was Metta World Peace, who, with reporters gathered around his locker after the game, launched what Mark Medina of the » 1/14/13 1:25pm 1/14/13 1:25pm

Steve Nash Wipes His Armpits With A Towel, Metta World Peace Uses Same…

This video comes from last night's Lakers-Rockets game, which ended as another demoralizing loss of the Lakers. That's Steve Nash wiping the sweat from his armpits with a towel, casually handing the towel to his teammate Metta World Peace, and then walking away as World Peace proceeds to bury his face in the gross,… » 1/09/13 10:55am 1/09/13 10:55am

Stephen Jackson Fined For Threatening Serge Ibaka On Twitter

On Friday night, Thunder forward Serge Ibaka and Lakers forward/crazy person Metta World Peace got into a bit of a tussle. Immediately after the game, Spurs swingman Stephen Jackson sent out the following, since-deleted tweet: » 12/10/12 10:15am 12/10/12 10:15am

The Spurs' Final Play Was Brilliant. The Lakers' Final Play Was A Hot…

The Spurs' 84-82 win over the Lakers came down to a pair of plays in the waning seconds. San Antonio's relied on the element of surprise, an unlikely shooter, everyone knowing their roles. Los Angeles's consisted of Pau Gasol shooting a three. This is what happens when your respective court generals are Tim Duncan… » 11/14/12 11:00am 11/14/12 11:00am

Is Metta World Peace Excited About A New Coach? “I’m Always Excited…

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: One of the NBA's best interviews does it again. » 11/12/12 6:00pm 11/12/12 6:00pm

Here's The First Clip Of Metta World Peace's Lifetime Movie

Ron Artest IS Metta World Peace IS Garlin Fincher, a veteran detective trading the mean streets of Atlanta for the wilds of Afghanistan. His reasons are his own, his methods unorthodox, but he always gets his man. » 10/31/12 11:24am 10/31/12 11:24am