Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us A Detailed Breakdown Of NASCAR Physics

Back in May, astrophysicist and science educator Neil deGrasse Tyson found his show was bumped due to a NASCAR race. Undeterred, he took to Twitter to explain some of the physics of racing. We're fans, but we thought his math was a little off. So Dr. Tyson just showed up in the comments to explain it all. » 7/03/14 10:28am 7/03/14 10:28am

Brad Keselowski Slices Hand On Champagne After NASCAR Win, Is Hardcore

Brad Keselowski is so super Xcore you guys. Dude wins the NASCAR Sprint Cup Quaker State 400, and parties the fuck up on the podium so much that he started dripping blood, like he's Ozzy Osbourne or something. No word on whether he started biting off bat heads, however. But he should. » 6/29/14 2:18pm 6/29/14 2:18pm

NASCAR Fan Shaves American Flag Into Chest Hair

This guy was in Richmond last night, which apparently played host to not only the Ambrose-Mears fight, but the Civil War of shirts. Let's just all disregard the potentially racist/treasonous idiot in the Confederate flag shirt and feast our eyes upon the patriotic idiot with the hirsute Old Glory. Clearly, it was… » 4/27/14 10:11am 4/27/14 10:11am

Doge And Dogecoin Are Actually, Really Headed To NASCAR

Last week, the community behind the silly/hilarious/very real cryptocurrency Dogecoin noticed that NASCAR racer Josh Wise was without a sponsor. They needed to raise $55,000 in dogecoins, and Josh would have a ticket to ride. In less than a week, they've done it. You're about to see a Doge race around 'Dega. » 3/25/14 3:45pm 3/25/14 3:45pm

Woman Stabs Husband Because Devil Said He Was "Worshipping NASCAR"

A 23-year-old Tennessee woman—upset that her husband was "worshipping" a NASCAR race—drove her car into the church across the street from their home, called her husband from the wreckage, and stabbed him in the chest when he arrived. Prior thereto, she was smoking weed all day and all night while having conversations… » 3/17/14 11:18pm 3/17/14 11:18pm

Scores Of Idiots Don't Realize Fox Is Airing Last Year's Daytona 500

Update: See bottom for newest idiots Fox News and ESPN. Today's Daytona 500 is currently in a weather delay, so Fox is airing last year's edition. Many NASCAR fans are incapable of reading the ticker at the bottom of the screen, and are live-tweeting the race out in excitement. Here are some of those dumbasses, as… » 2/23/14 4:38pm 2/23/14 4:38pm