In 1908, The Chicago Cubs' Mascot Was A Terrifying Squirrelbeast

OK, so I'm pretty sure that this abomination is supposed to be a bear (cub?), but you can't convince me that it doesn't look more like a nightmare squirrel that was spawned in the deepest pit of Hell. In fact, I don't think it's posing in this picture at all. I think the bloodthirsty beast is actually lurching toward… » 10/17/13 5:10pm 10/17/13 5:10pm

Oregon's Cheerleaders Would Like To Haunt Your Dreams Now

Having run out of new color schemes and design tweaks to throw at their football uniforms, the Oregon Ducks have turned their attention toward the team's cheerleaders. The cheerleaders will be wearing custom contacts at this weekend's game against Washington, and oh man are they unsettling. Do not stare at the picture… » 10/11/13 12:46pm 10/11/13 12:46pm

The Purported CT Scan Of Mark Fraser's Head Is Terrifying

Three days ago, Maple Leafs defenseman Mark Fraser took a puck to the face. The image above may or may not be Fraser's CT scan from St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto; we're still working on that (although in the top-right corner, it does say "FRASER, MA(RK?)." Whoever that is, though, that gigantic chip in their skull… » 5/11/13 12:50pm 5/11/13 12:50pm

With Their Name Change Looming, The New Orleans Hornets Have Also…

It is, by now, established that if and when the New Orleans Hornets change their name to the Pelicans, they'll have one of the best mascots in the league. Feisty, local, unique—its got everything you'd want in a mascot, and the Pelicans will rocket to the top of the standings based on their team name alone. New Orleans … » 12/22/12 11:30am 12/22/12 11:30am

Here's An Arkansas Fan Wearing A Bizarre Hog Costume Singing Her Own…

Look, things ain't great in Fayetteville. Their previous coach was run out of town after suffering an unfortunate mid-life crisis, the new interim coach just filed for bankruptcy, and they lost on Saturday despite being 30-point favorites. » 9/10/12 11:59am 9/10/12 11:59am

The U.S. Military Has Built A Robot That Runs Faster Than Usain Bolt

Fifty years from now, let's not pretend we didn't see the warning signs. They were there the whole time. Hell, this post is a warning sign. DARPA, the wing of the Department of Defense that makes all the coolest shit everyday people don't usually get to see, has released this video of Cheetah, a four-legged, headless, … » 9/05/12 9:05pm 9/05/12 9:05pm