BYU Forced To Call Time Out After Quarterback Goes Missing

Tanner Mangum has been a hero for the Cougars this season, but the BYU quarterback was missing in action late in the first half against Fresno State today after officials extended the period by a few seconds. BYU was forced to call a time out until their signal-caller could be located—which he was, eventually,… »11/21/15 5:40pm11/21/15 5:40pm

Do Nothing Else Today: Here Is Your 2015 Nürburgring Crash And Fail Round-Up

It’s truly the most wonderful time of the year. Of course, I’m not talking about Christmas — it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. I’m talking about something way better. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. That’s right: it’s time for everyone to release their annual compilations of Nürburgring crashes. Enjoy! »11/12/15 7:05pm11/12/15 7:05pm

Houston Chronicle Accidentally Burns Urban Meyer, Apologizes

Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer took a dig at Alabama today when he disclosed the name of his team’s field goal return play. (It’s a reference to the 2013 Iron Bowl, in which the Crimson Tide found a way to fuck up a tie game with one second left in regulation, you see.) One employee at the Houston Chronicle wasn’t… »11/05/15 3:46pm11/05/15 3:46pm

Local News Delivers Entire Report On Michigan Beating MSU, Live From The Big House

If you tuned in to Grand Rapids ABC station WZZM for the news this evening, we’ll forgive you for not knowing that Michigan State beat Michigan with a miracle final play. That’s because the reporter on the scene, Jamal Spencer, delivered a complete live shot describing joyous Wolverines fans streaming out of the Big… »10/18/15 12:14am10/18/15 12:14am

Rutgers Loses Mind, Spikes Ball On Fourth Down

Hapless Rutgers somehow found themselves with a shot to tie up fourth-ranked Michigan State and force overtime in New Jersey. But that shot was wasted when confusion reigned and quarterback Chris Laviano spiked the ball instead of organizing a hail mary attempt. It’s as if for 59 minutes and 50 seconds, the Scarlet… »10/10/15 11:38pm10/10/15 11:38pm