Columnist Angry At The Imaginary Murders DeSean Jackson Has Witnessed

You thought Phil Mushnick couldn't get any more Mushnick on your ass than he already has? Ohhhh, people. Oh, how you underestimate that cagey old fucker. Because today, Mushnick hopped into the Andy Rooney machine and set it to Full Bushy Eyebrow. Join me as he carefully evaluates the plight of… » 3/31/14 2:31pm 3/31/14 2:31pm

Where Does Phil Mushnick's Wordbarf Rank Among Awful Sports Columns?

Phil Mushnick's "Adrian Peterson is a thug and at fault for his son's death" column is bad. Really bad. But is it worse than the reigning champion of instantly appalling sports columns, Mark Whicker's "Here's what Jaycee Dugard missed in sports while she was imprisoned and raped in a backyard shed for 18 years" » 10/14/13 4:17pm 10/14/13 4:17pm

Your Regular Reminder That Phil Mushnick Is A Race-Baiting Troll

Professional shithead Phil Mushnick is at it again, opining in his unbelievable-even-for-the-Post column that Adrian Peterson deserves some blame for the beating death of his 2-year-old son, a son that until recently he didn't know he had. » 10/14/13 3:44pm 10/14/13 3:44pm

Stories That Don't Suck: Mushnick When He Mattered, Erich Segal (OO MAH …

Every week, I'll excerpt a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime — that I urge you to read for one reason or another. Send any suggestions to craggs@deadspin.com. » 1/23/10 5:45pm 1/23/10 5:45pm

Cranky, Insufferable Sports-Radio Boob Responds To Cranky,…

Mike Francesa is so not a Jew-hater. Got that, Mushnick? "We have here, right now, a Jewish program director. At the time, we had a Jewish general manager and a Jewish sales manager, a Jewish program director." Tradition! [Bob's Blitz] » 11/02/09 5:30pm 11/02/09 5:30pm