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Dabo Swinney Bans Clemson Players From Using Social Media, Is No Fun

Clemson football players have once again been banned from posting or interacting on any kind of social media during the season, USA Today reports. The ban has been in effect since August 3rd and while players don’t necessarily have to deactivate their accounts, they are restricted to merely lurking without making… » 8/15/15 3:15pm 8/15/15 3:15pm

Andrew Brandt Is Still Blessing Us With Repetitive Jokes

Former ESPN and current MMQB contributor Andrew Brandt is known around these parts for one thing: mercilessly pounding unfunny Twitter jokes into the ground. After delivering classics such as “Served with a defibrillator” and “Ham sandwich trade,” Brandt has unveiled his latest stroke of comedic genius.… » 8/12/15 3:29pm 8/12/15 3:29pm

Cardale Jones Doesn't Like Being Told To Stick To Sports

Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones speaks his mind on Twitter—that’s how everyone learned that he didn’t join the Buckeyes’ program to “play SCHOOL”—so today, he talked about something that wasn’t football. Some lout named Dan told Jones to stay in his lane, and ended up getting the business. » 7/23/15 2:28pm 7/23/15 2:28pm

The DeAndre Jordan Standoff Will Be Won With Emoji

DeAndre Jordan’s having second thoughts about where he wants to sign, so now the Mavericks and Clippers are standing at either side of him, clapping and telling him to walk to them. Dallas thought it had an agreement with Jordan, but now the Clippers are making a desperate second effort. The Mavericks’ Chandler… » 7/08/15 2:34pm 7/08/15 2:34pm

LPGA Tour Trophy Does Not Survive Being FedExed

Three weeks ago, Anna Nordqvist won the ShopRite LPGA Classic. She was very excited! It was her fifth win in her seventh year on tour, and it came with her mother in attendance—on Mother’s Day in their native Sweden. “I’m just speechless right now,” Nordqvist said. “I fought hard today and can’t believe I’m sitting… » 6/18/15 10:15am 6/18/15 10:15am