Dwight Howard Is Eight Years OldBarry Petchesky5/10/13 9:52amFiled to: dwight howardFiled to: dwight howarddwight howardlos angeles lakerstwitterjokes23EditSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkGood one, Dwight.
![Down goes Salami Blessing! Your Name of the Year final four is here, and it’s Jimbob Ghostkeeper vs. Makenlove Petit-Fard, and Delicious Peters vs. Dr. Narwhals Mating. Your vote counts. [NOTY]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FNoveZ33--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/qencrf8uew7dke33ut2c.jpg)
![The Name of the Year tournament is down to the elite eight. A lot of chalk, but not exclusively so. The Salami Blessing-Jimbob Ghostkeeper matchup looks like it could be the real final. [NOTY]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5kTVU6PQ--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/wybbf6rlxemkhxtbqjoa.jpg)