Hoo boy. This, from E (exclamation point) Online, sounds pretty hump-y to me:

A source tells E! News the Sports Illustrated swimsuit beauty and Clippers forward got "very cozy" Wednesday night at NYC hot spot Beauty & Essex.

"Very cozy," eh? Go on.

A source says the pair "were cuddling and holding hands, although they were not seen making out. They seemed pretty cute together."

Now consider that all this "very cozy" canoodling happened on Wednesday, the same day Upton sent this not-so-subtle tweet (since deleted) to a dude who happens to be a friend of her ex, Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander:


Burn. There's more! The New York Post published a similar Griffin-Upton item about an hour after E (exclamation point) Online did. The Post's report quoted a source (same one?) who likewise described the couple's behavior as "very cozy." Then again, the Post incorrectly said Upton is 20 years old. And its report also included this line:

The bikini babe – whose been linked to MLB players Justin Verlander and Mark Sanchez ...


Mark Sanchez, "whose" an MLB player, per the Post. Wait. What? Where were we? Ah, right: Blake Griffin and Kate Upton are totally humping.

[E! Online | New York Post]

Photos credit: Getty