As part of the Bruins' "sorry about the lockout" apology tour (and Jeremy Jacobs being personally responsible for making it so long and acrimonious), fans are getting free food. Lots of free food! For each of Boston's five home games in January, each fan gets three vouchers for food or non-alcoholic drinks from the concession stands.

Today's matinee, a shootout win over the Jets, produced this gem on NESN. It's tough to make out what he's eating, or what inedible piece of detritus he found (pube? tooth? Tim Thomas?), but the look he gives his mother tells the story.

[Barstool Sports]