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We're not as crazy about Onion-esque sports comedy site as others are. It's nothing against them; it's just that The Onion does what it does, and everyone else is just trying too hard. That said, we had to laugh at this story: Phil Jackson Narrows Coaching Choices Down to Heat, Pistons, Suns and Spurs.

"Once one of my four candidates gets to three wins in the Finals, one away from clinching the series, I expect my mind will be made up," said Jackson. "It doesn t matter if it s 3 games to 2, 3 games to 1, or 3 games to none I ll take over at any stage."

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