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We know that the whole point of ESPN's Page 2 is to write about the culture of sports, from entertainment to clothing to ... well, whatever the media kit says, just trust that. But this is getting ridiculous.

Page 2 announced its Ultimate Sneaker Bracket today. The point: Vote for your favorite athletic sneakers from throughout the years. That's right: Page 2 is asking you to vote on shoes. We, for one, will be up all night, sweating that Puma Clydes vs. Reebok The Pump contest. We know everyone's bored at work all day. But honestly, people: Are you that bored?

Ultimate Sneaker Bracket [ESPN Page 2]