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New Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner is renowned for his firm Christian values and devotion to family, his wife and God. (Not in that order.) He also, according to an interview with the Arizona Cardinals Web site, can apparently inseminate his wife just by looking at her.

[Life is] Busy. I have five kids and we are expecting twins in December. My house is crazy. It s just busy. We ve got all different ages (16, 13, 7, 4, 1 1/2), kids going different directions and it makes for relaxation and quiet time hard.

Twins? Two more kids, and the Warners will be able to field an offense. Which is more than the Arizona Cardinals have been able to say recently.

Take Five With Kurt Warner [Arizona Cardinals]