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As rumors continue to circulate that ESPN overlord Mark Shapiro will leave the network and join up with Redskins midget owner Dan Snyder in an attempt to buy and run the Six Flags franchise, we were wondering: What kind of gimmicks would he bring to Six Flags (and, by extension, the Looney Tunes franchise)?

Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny on Teammates?
Wile E. Coyote's "ticketing-time-bomb life."
"First and 10 With Elmer Fudd and Foghorn Leghorn."
"Quite Frankly With Yosemite Sam."

Shapiro And Snyder? [Houston Chronicle] (fourth item)