What you missed while in the tub reenacting the battle of the Monitor and the Merrimack ...
ā€¢ MLB: Bonds hits 705th homer, is ordered to stitch actual asterisk to his uniform.
ā€¢ NFL: Brady's late-night carousing catches up to him in Patriots' loss to Panthers.
ā€¢ PGA: Some guy named Jason Gore wins something called the 84 Lumber Classic ā€” it's impressive on some level we're sure.