What to watch as your old high school gym teacher shows up on your porch and demands pushups ...
 • MNF: Saints at Giants. The hurricane just may have saved Jim Haslett's job. So that's something, anyway. [ABC]
• MNF: Redskins at Cowboys. Stop by Jerry Jones' skybox and compliment him on his facelift. He'd love to see you. [ABC
• MLB: Indians at White Sox. All sorts of playoff implications, plus a generous helping of Kevin Millwood. [FSN]