So, once again you've awakened at the bottom of the neighbor's empty koi pond. We'll get you up to speed ...
• NFL: Redskins come back to nip Cowboys: Parcells seems like 90 years old, doesn't he?
• MLB: Back by popular demand, the Red Sox curse: Yankees cut Boston's lead to a half game.
• NFL: Saints fans back to wearing bags over their heads, the way God intended.