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College FB: Tennessee at LSU. The only group of Volunteers who are not welcome in Louisiana. [ESPN2]
MNF: Chiefs at Broncos. If you have any idea what John Madden is talking about, please let us know. [ABC]
MLB: Yankees at Orioles. Rafael Palmeiro Day at Camden Yards — first 15,000 kids get fake mustaches and a subscription to Flex Magazine. [YES Network]