Things Our Sexual Deviant Brother Oddjack Is Wrong About Today ...
• Barry Bonds is being shut down, probably as early as today. So, uh, we wouldn't bet on him, no.
• The San Diego Padres couldn't be scarier if they were wearing a bright red jacket with chains and dancing around a graveyard.
• Nobody without a fedora and the permanent stain of tobacco on their fingers cares about horse racing.