What you missed while boozing it up with floozies on Lake Minnetonka ...
• Once every 46 years, whether you're ready for them or not — White Sox in World Series after taming Angels.
• Astros, up 3-1 on Cardinals, poised for first-ever World Series, but it's still not as exciting as that time the Bad News Bears stole a van and drove to the Astrodome.
• NFL: Ricky Williams about as effective as a Florida voting machine in Dolphins' loss to Bucs.