What you missed while comically chasing gophers with a mallet ...
• NBA: Lakers' Brown gets revenge on the Wizards, but it's an exhibition game, so let's not get too excited.
• NHL: Gretzky coaches Coyotes to win in his return to Edmonton, and we're officially sick of this story already.
Thierry Henry's return helps Arsenal beat Sparta Prague in Champions League. Ah, soccer: not a steroid or orgy boat in sight.