• Chiefs-Dolphins move game to avoid Hurricane Wilma, although seeing Ricky Williams picked up and twirled in a funnel would have been cool. [Bruno Boys]
• Join the club: New Orleans mayor blasts Saints owner. [El Buzzard]
• Girardi takes over Marlins just as Mother Nature tries to warn him of impending doom. [Miami Herald]
• Man chooses extra prison time so his sentence will match Larry Bird's jersey number. Sounds reasonable to us. [YAYSports!