What to watch as your Billy Bass wall-mounted talking fish takes over the house like the computer from "2001: A Space Odyssey" ...
• College Football: Virginia Tech at Maryland. Marcus Vick and the unbeaten Hokies vs. The Terrapins — the one we've all been waiting for. [ESPN]
• PGA Tour: Funai Classic, first round, at Lake Buena Vista, Fla. Notah Begay III groupies, here is your next stop. [ESPN]
• NHL: New Jersey at Pittsburgh. Oh, just another glitzy matchup of glamorous locales. [Fox Sports New York]