What you missed while playing bingo at the retirement home ...
• NFL: Bears stop Lions in OT, take over first place. No, we're not kidding.
• NHL: Mike Knuble leads Flyers over Senators, 5-3 — like we had to tell you.
• NASCAR: Carl Edwards wins Nextel Cup, but Tony Stewart, who finished ninth, is really in first, because ... ahhhhh screw it. If you figure it out let us know.