What you missed while drunkenly hitting on little costumed Spider-Man's mom ...
• MNF: Pittsburgh prevails as Steelers fans come down Roethlisberger Fever (Ravens fans settle for Bird Flu).
• NFL: Bengals fan pleads innocent to trespassing, other charges even though, um, the whole thing was on tape.
• NHL: Montreal Canadiens come to our country, beat up our New York Rangers and run away.