• Meanwhile, in non-machete attack news, Angels' Colon wins A.L. Cy Young Award. [6-4-2]
• Chuck Klosterman now writing for Page 2. Wonder whose idea that was. [ESPN Page 2]
• Root for the Boot: Piazza may play for Italy in World Games. [Baseball Musings]
• Bang the oil drum slowly: Rudd to retire from NASCAR after 31 seasons. [Inside Track]
• We are shocked, shocked to learn that Rose Jr. pleaded guilty to drug charge. [Shots In The Dark]