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• NBA: Kobe records fourth straight game with 30-plus points as Lakers down Hawks. Looks like he's serious this time.
• College Basketball: Due to some sort of mixup, Syracuse actually plays defense in 68-37 win over Bethune-Cookman.
• NHL: Turgeon scores 500th goal as Avalanche top Sharks. That puck could very well end up in the NHL Hall of Fame, if such a place existed.