In a story that really shouldn't be much of a surprise if you've had even a passing interest in the world of sports, it turns out that in Australia, there's a soccer prodigy already being recruited by the top teams who, of course, is only seven years old. His name is Panos Armenakas, he's already being scouted by Barcelona and, yes, obviously, he has an agent, so stop calling.
It's not Drew Rosenhaus either.
"[Barcelona] were flabbergasted by him after watching him and he is a phenomenal talent, but it is too early to be talking of moving to any clubs."
Yes, that's a fair statement. Best part about this: His posse is entirely full of imaginary friends.
Seven-Year-Old Trains At Bolton [Caught Offside]