• McNabb: "We have to move on." Us: "No, let's linger on this a bit." [Philly.com]
• Chris Carpenter wins Cy Young Award, becoming the first Cardinal to win it since Bob Gibson. Wee! [Viva El Birdos]
• The Carolina cheerleader incident wasn't the only great thing to happen in a bathroom. [The Black Table]
• Vick wouldn't mind having T.O. with Falcons. Yeah, a lot of things look good on paper. [Not Just A Game]
• Palmeiro won't be charged for perjury, however his mustache receives 15 years. [Wonkette]
• Ali awarded medal of freedom, a fact we knew last week because Cheney leaked it. [Bat Guano]
• Valentine close to re-signing with Japanese team, but can't read their gibberish. [6-4-2]