What to watch when you get tired of microscopic views of saliva on CSI: Duluth ...
• College Basketball: Arkansas-Little Rock at Illinois. We're not even sure if we get ESPNU, but damn it, we've got a remote with 200 buttons and we're gonna try. [ESPNU]
• Monday Night Football: Seattle at Philadelphia. Let us use this opportunity to pay our respects to the memory of former Eagles quarterback Jack Concannon, who was also in the movies M*A*S*H and Brian's Song. [ABC]
• NHL: Minnesota at N.Y. Rangers. Because sometimes you just need to watch people with sticks slammed onto hard, cold surfaces. [OLN]