Anybody still care about the Carolina Panthers lesbian cheerleaders? Anyone? Jeez, all right, all right, not all at once, people, settle down, sheesh.
We know Ms. Holden hasn't necessarily been the most public face of this whole story — perhaps because the face was all purple and bruised — but it's time to remember the true victims. Wait: This story has no victims. We support Holden's lawsuit; anything to keep the story hanging around.