What to watch as you and the sofa become one ...
• College Football: Home Depot Awards Show. The Maxwell and Bednarik Awards will be handed out, and if dropped and broken, will be quickly repaired. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Georgetown at Illinois [ESPN]; Massachusetts at Connecticut. Time for non-Huskies fans to meet Rudy Gay and Denham Brown. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Washington at Indiana; Houston at Sacramento. We'll be watching closely, and if those shorts are one centimeter too long — straight to the authorities. [TNT]