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Clinton Portis was back yesterday with yet another fractured segment of his personality, this one somewhat sweeter than the past ones, literally even. We proudly introduce "Bro Sweets," Clinton's most recent tortured mental sliver.

This one had a little something extra: Redskins kick returner Antonio Brown, who actually hid under Portis' coat and did the old improv trick of acting like Bro Sweets' arms. (He was hawking jewelry and, in a charming touch, actual candy.) We did not realize that being a special teamer for the Redskins called upon such a wide variety of skills, but we support the notion nevertheless.

Remember: The more the Redskins win, the more fun Portis has with this whole thing. They play The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals this week; expect them to do their part.

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