As a salute to J.J. Redick, all of today's posts about the Duke/Texas game will be in poetry form. You may not know this about me, but I consider myself a master of the limerick.
There once was a team in Austin
They had nice uniforms, but lost 'em
Today they wear black
They look like ass-crack
The Blue Devils are scoring often
Duke leads at the 8-minute timeout, 31-23.