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• NFL: Colts beat Jaguars to go 13-0 and grab home field advantage. Word.
• NHL: Sabres beat Wild as Martin Biron becomes first goalie to win 10 straight starts since 2002. Didn't we sound like we understood hockey just then?
• College Basketball: Maryland 73, Boston College 71. Something else for Dan Shaughnessy or Bob Ryan (pick one) to bitch about.