What to watch while trying to grow yourself a Stan Van Gundy stache...
• Monday Night Football: New Orleans at Atlanta. We love MNF in the worst way, and it appears that, this week, that's how we're getting it. [ABC]
• NHL: Flightless Sea Fowl at Red Wings. We're into our second week of Super Mario withdrawal. [OLN]
• NHK Trophy: ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating presented by Olay. "I was just flipping though the channels, and stopped to answer the phone! ... They're statues!" [ESPN2]